With the release of The Indigo Disk back in December, I feel now's a great time to do an update on one of my old blog posts. Remember how when 2023 began, I celebrated the new year by ranking all the Pokémon Champions from Worst to Best? Well why not do an updated version to see how the Champions rank with the addition of Kieran and Nemona and Geeta's updated teams we get to see in The Indigo Disk?
Do we get any major shifts in the ranking or does everything remain the same? Let's dive in.
I'm the Media Man and here's an update on my ranking of all the Pokémon Champions from Worst to Best...
13: Trace
Yep, Geeta was improved enough in The Indigo Disk that Trace has now swapped places with her. He's officially gone back to being the weakest Champion of them all.
Trace is the Champion battle for the Let's Go games with his ace being a Raichu or a Jolteon depending which one you're playing. His team consists of a Mega Evolving Pidgeot, Vileplume, Slowbro, Marowak, Rapidash and for Let's Go Pikachu! players, Jolteon whereas Let's Go Eevee! players will face Raichu. Out of the two teams, his Let's Go Eevee! team is slightly better due to Raichu being more useful than Jolteon thanks to a better move set and an actually useable Physical Attack stat. But his team is still pretty meh overall and not particularly Champion worthy. Pidgeot's as vanilla as they come (even though I love Pidgeot), Rapidash is too frail, Marowak's not the tankiest mon ever and both his aces can be felled by a single Earthquake. Vileplume's pretty well-rounded stat wise, Slowbro's always been pretty tricky to battle and his Pidgeot being able to Mega Evolve is pretty cool but ultimately pales compared to the player when they can go in with Mega Evolving Kanto Starters.
What's worse about this loser is that his team all have only THREE moves each when you face him. Yes! THREE MOVES!!! What the hell Trace?! Did you spend too much time at the Move Deleter's house on your way to the Indigo Plateau? Blue is looking at you and laughing mockingly at how much you suck! What's even dumber is that when you rematch him, his team all have four moves with those extra moves making them all a little better such as Pidgeot with U-turn to escape a bad match up, Marowak with Thunder Punch to cover Water types, Rapidash with Drill Run to cover Rock and Electric types, Slowbro with Blizzard for extra coverage, Vileplume with Dazzling Gleam and his Raichu gains Brick Break while Jolteon gains Shadow Ball. Even then, his team still feels a little too easy to beat and his aces extra moves aren't particularly the best. Like how much better would it be if his Raichu's fourth move was Surf or Grass Knot to cover Ground types? Or what if Jolteon had the Weather Ball and Rain Dance combo to do the same thing? He'd at least be more challenging if that was the case.
For me, I'd have made it so his team consists of Jolteon/Raichu, Marowak and Pidgeot still but the other three are replaced by the Kanto Starters and he Mega Evolves Charizard into Mega Charizard X. THAT would've been a real Champion battle and an actual challenge! Also giving them all useful abilities like Mega Charizard X having Tough Claws and the moves to abuse the ability easily would help too. But no, the Let's Go games had to be even easier in order to let in newcomers so even the Champion battle has to be too easy to beat to the point he doesn't even feel like a Champion, he just feels like any other trainer you could face in the game.
Trace should've traced the part where whoever he's tracing over was an actual challenging Champion battle...
12: Geeta
Originally at the bottom of the list, The Indigo Disk has now improved Geeta to the point she's no longer the worst Champion ever. As is, she's still not quite good enough to get any higher on the list than that. Like I said, they improved her enough so she's no longer the worst Champion, but not enough to put her any higher than the other Champions above her.
Going by the base game versions of Scarlet and Violet, her team plain sucks. She uses Espartha, Gogoat, Avalugg, Veluza, Kingambit and her ace is a Glimmora that terastallizes into a pure Rock-type. This team is so badly structured that I and several others have noticed that any Fire/Ghost type Pokémon like Ceruledge or Skeledirge could beat five out of six Pokémon by themselves! I can so easily imagine Hilbert or Hilda from the Unova region coming in and sweeping her with Chandelure and thanks to The Teal Mask bringing it back, we ourselves can do that too! And some of these Pokémon aren't even Champion worthy. Like what Champion EVER includes a Gogoat or an Avalugg on their teams? Those are Pokémon we players use in a casual playthrough, not a Champion! Worse still, her Gogoat's moveset includes NO type-coverage! Like...why? Gogoat can learn Brick Break, Earthquake and Rock Slide to cover all of its weaknesses yet it doesn't know either of those moves! For a Champion who's "incapable of holding back", it sure feels like she's holding back with these bone-headed decisions...
Her team is not only poorly structured, but it's misused as well. She uses Glimmora as her ace and terastallizes it into a pure Rock-type. That's already a big mistake given Rock has so many weaknesses whereas Poison only has two so she should terastallize it into a Poison type. Also Glimmora has the Toxic Debris ability which sets up Toxic Spikes whenever it's hit...and yet she uses it last instead of first. You see the problem here? And worst of all, she has a Kingambit with the Supreme Overlord ability...and yet she DOESN'T use it last when it would benefit more from its ability by going last since Supreme Overlord increases its attack by the number of Pokémon in her party that have fainted. Her ace should've been a Kingambit that terastallizes into a pure Steel-type to lose its double Fighting weakness to just a single Fighting weakness. Starting with Glimmora and ending with Kingambit would've helped her team immensely.
And that's where The Indigo Disk comes in and slightly redeems her. Thanks to The Indigo Disk, Geeta now uses Glimmora and Kingambit in the right order so she can better abuse their abilities, Espartha has a better move set and she replaces Gogoat and Veluza with the far more reliable and powerful Chesnaught and Dragapult. Dragapult especially is a VERY welcome addition to the team because of how powerful and speedy it is. Here's the problem though...her team is still very weak to Fire and Ghost types. A Skeledirge, Ceruledge or Chandelure could still realistically sweep this team although her Dragapult does know Sucker Punch to deal with Ghost-types at least, and Chesnaught can just be one-shot by a single Flying-type. Chesnaught does at least have Spiky Shield to Protect and hurt opponents and with Leech Seed and Drain Punch, it can recover HP but it still has no type-coverage for Flying-types and will go down in a single hit to one.
Speaking of Flying-types, it was very clever on Geeta's behalf to Terastilize her Kingambit into a Flying-type so it loses EVERY weakness it once had and with a Flying-type Tera Blast, it can now shoo off the Fighting-types that once threatened it. But it still feels like this team is held back from its true potential. Her Dragapult doesn't know Flamethower to deal with Ice-types, her Chesnaught has no coverage for Flying-types, her Avalugg still has Own Tempo as an ability when Sturdy would be more useful and Kingambit doesn't know Sucker Punch, which would mitigate its poor Speed and allow it to really abuse its Supreme Overlord ability by always being able to punch you really, really hard when you try to attack it. So yeah, this team IS an improvement over last time and she actually uses her Pokémon in the right order now, but it's still got too much type overlap so five of six mons are still weak to Fire/Ghost types and her mons don't have the best abilities or move sets to use.
Had I made the Scarlet and Violet games, her team would include Glimmora, Elektross (a Pokémon with no weaknesses to throw people off and knows Dragon Tail to deal with bad match-ups), Dragapult with Flamethrower, Palafin with Flip Turn, Ceruledge with Bitter Blade to drain HP and Kingambit ends up as her true ace. This team would give her a hit-and-switch style of battling to throw people off, would cover more types and require a wider variety to beat and would overall just be a way stronger team than what she got! As is, Geeta sadly remains low on the list. But hey, she's no longer the worst Champion! That's a plus I guess. XD
Still, La Primera is a prime example of how not to make a Champion.
11: Diantha
I also doubt anyone's going to be that surprised that Diantha's so low on the list. She's unanimously agreed to be one of the weakest Champions after all and if it wasn't for Geeta and Trace, she'd be considered THE weakest. Yes, even The Indigo Disk failed to put Geeta above Diantha despite the huge improvements to her team structure.
As is, even with those two being objectively worse, Diantha's still not very good. Her team consists of Hawlucha, Tyrantrum, Aurorus, Goodra, Gourgeist and a Mega Evolving Gardevoir. Now on paper, this team sounds promising and these are some legitimately powerful mons to have. But having them all on the same team...then you start to see the problems here. A large chunk of this team is weak to Ice-types (Although Tyrantrum and Hawlucha can cover those with their secondary typing) and half of her team, including her ace, are weak to Steel types too. Most of these mons like the Fossil Pokémon, Goodra and Gourgeist are also pretty slow so chances are you'll be knocking them out before she can even use them. She does have some useful moves in there like Hawlucha's Swords Dance, Aurorus having both Reflect and Light Screen and her Goodra can cover its Ice weakness with Fire Blast but they will only get her so far. Her Gardevoir is especially no threat in how despite Mega Evolving, it still falls in a single hit to a non-Mega Evolved Aggron with Iron Tail (that's how I beat her in my run). I mean it doesn't even have any Steel-type coverage! Come on Diantha, your Goodra knows Focus Blast so why not teach it to Gardevoir too? Yes its accuracy sucks but any type coverage is preferable to none!
Her team also don't have particularly useful abilities either. Her Tyrantrum knows Strong Jaw...and only knows ONE move to make use of it when Rock Head would be more useful to abuse the power of Head Smash with. Her Gourgeist has the Pickup ability...PICKUP!!!! What Champion Pokémon Trainer ever uses a Pokémon with PICKUP?! Frisk or Insomnia would've been more useful. Her Goodra knows Sap Sipper when it would've benefitted more from Gooey to slow down opponents that attack it, her Aurorus knows Refrigerate despite there being no Normal moves to make use of it and her Gardevoir gains the Pixelate ability when it Mega Evolves...and again can make no use of it because it has no Normal moves. The ONLY Pokémon she has that has a useful ability is Hawlucha's Limber which prevents paralysis. Seriously, even GEETA'S team have more useful abilities than Diantha's team does, and she's so incompetent she can't even use said abilities correctly! Diantha's team just flatout has useless abilities that won't help her any!
To improve her team, I'd get rid of the Fossil Pokémon and Gourgeist and replace them with a Pangoro with the Iron Fist ability, a Diggersby with Huge Power and an Alakazam with Magic Guard. Her Goodra will have Gooey as its ability and her Mega Gardevoir would cover its Steel weakness with Focus Blast. Not only would less of her team be weak to Ice and Steel types respectively, but she could cover more types with these Pokémon and put up more of a fight, especially if they all have type coverage moves among them.
As is, Diantha shows that she's better off as an actress than a Pokémon trainer...
10: Alder
You guys might find it weird that Alder's ranked higher than the last three as he's also considered a really easy Champion, but I put him above Diantha and Trace because he's still more of a challenge than they are. Also he's one of only three Champions in the entire series to EVER win a match against me. Yes really, I have the dishonour of losing to this guy. You may feel free to mock me. =P
In my defence, I went into his boss fight expecting him to be easy because everybody else said so and ended up getting hit in the face with reality when it turned out his Volcarona's pretty powerful. My Samurott couldn't take it down quick enough because of its high Special Defence and thus it Quiver Danced enough times to sweep my entire team. The next time, I went in with a Darumaka with Rock Slide and as anyone can tell you, Volcarona's the kind of Pokémon where you defeat it by throwing a rock at its head. XD So bottom line, this guy's ONLY challenging if you don't have any Rock-types or at least any Pokémon with Rock attacks. Outside of Volcarona, the rest of his team is...not very impressive. He uses Accelgor, Druddigon, Bouffalant, Escavalier and...groan...Vanilluxe. Yes people, he uses the infamous Ice Cream Pokémon. What Pokémon Champion EVER uses Vanilluxe?! There are way better Ice types he could've used like Beartic and the rest of his team could be way stronger than being mostly Bug types. Bouffalant and Druddigon are decent enough but not the best Pokémon for a Champion team and his Volcarona is the only real threat he has, yet again it can be easily dealt with by throwing a rock at it! And his Volcarona doesn't even cover its Rock-type weakness! Wouldn't giving it Giga Drain instead of Hyper Beam have been a better idea? At least Rock types wouldn't just kill it stone dead (no pun intended).
So with this guy, you have a team where half of it is weak to Fire or Rock-types and the only decent mons he has are Volcarona, Druddigon and Bouffalant. How would I improve this boss battle? Simple. His team he uses in the Pokémon World Tournament in Black 2 and White 2 SHOULD have been his overall team for his boss battle! In that team, he uses Volcarona, Braviary, Conkeldurr, Chandelure, Reuniclus and Krookodile. Not only is that a more varied team but it has a lot more powerhouses and would be more of a challenge than his actual team. As is, he's stuck with a team where it's easy to see how N managed to beat him and he makes N and Ghetsis look more Champion worthy by comparison.
Alder may be one of the few Champions to ever beat me, but that still doesn't make him a particularly good one. He's the kind of guy in where how you beat him can be summed up as so:
Still, with the inevitable Black and White remakes that are surely going to come in the future, maybe they'll improve Alder and I'll be able to bump his rating up a little...
9: Wallace
Much like how Lance went from Elite Four member to Champion, Wallace went from a Gym Leader to a Champion. And how is he as a Champion? Eh...not great shall we say?
I'll confess that I haven't actually played Pokémon Emerald yet and so Wallace is the only Champion on this list I've not actually battled yet. But looking at his team? I doubt I'll struggle too much. Wallace is the Champion of Hoenn in Pokémon Emerald and yet his team still feels like a team a Gym Leader would use, not a Champion. He's still a Water-based trainer with his team consisting of Wailord, Tentacruel, Ludicolo, Whiscash, Gyarados and Milotic. Looking at this team, I don't think I'd find it that hard really. I bet I could go into this battle with some really strong Electric or Grass-types (or both) and sweep him easily. Any player who choses Sceptile as their starter will especially have an easy time with him. However, his team is clearly built to handle its weaknesses for his Gyarados knows Earthquake to shoo off Electric types and his Milotic and Wailord can cover their Grass weaknesses with Ice attacks. So while I think just bringing a Sceptile and a Manectric to his battle will be enough, I imagine it won't be ridiculously straight forward and will require you to think carefully on how you battle him. There's also the fact that Milotic is a bulky Pokémon so you're gonna have a tough time with it regardless of who uses it. The fact it holds a Sitrus Berry and knows Recover will especially make it annoying to deal with.
Still, what would I do to make this guy more challenging as a Champion and less like a glorified Gym Leader? For starters, make his team more varied instead of just using Water types. I'd let him keep Milotic and Gyarados and maybe fill the rest of his team with other strong Pokémon like Exploud, Torkoal (to throw off people trying to sweep him with Grass-types), Gardevoir and maybe a Regice to catch players off guard by using a Legendary. That team I feel would be more challenging than just a team of Water-types with a few secondary typings to diversify them a bit.
If I ever get the chance to play Pokémon Emerald and fight this guy, I'll probably change his position or leave it as it is. For now, it's not that impressive and his team feels like it'll be too easy to handle due to it being nothing but Water-types. I'm sure I'd wash this guy away if I ever battle him.
8: Nemona
It might seem weird I'm including her since Geeta's the Champion we have to have in Scarlet and Violet and thus the ACTUAL Champion you have to beat to win the game but Nemona is the actual final boss of the Victory Road storyline, which technically makes her the ACTUAL Champion you have to fight to beat the game rather than Geeta. Also she's superior to Geeta in every way so that helps.
As is, I still don't think Nemona's very challenging. Her Champion team, while WAY better and more diverse than Geeta's, is still pretty weak for what's supposed to be a Champion trainer. She uses Lycanroc, Goodra, Dudunsparce, Orthworm, Pawmot and the starter that's weak to your own. The ONLY good mons she uses here are Lycanroc, Goodra and Pawmot. Dudunsparce is expectedly worthless as an evolution to a useless Pokémon like Dunsparce and Orthworm hasn't got the bulk to be a challenge, plus we already have experience in fighting it by dealing with the Titan Orthworm so it feels silly to let us fight it again. I also hate how she picks the starter that's weak to ours. This girl calls herself a Champion trainer and yet she does that? And despite the fact the starter she picks has a type-advantage over our secondary types (i.e. Meowscarada's half Dark type beats Skeledirge's half Ghost type), she terastallizes her starter into its primary typing so it STILL has a weakness to our starter! Wouldn't it be more clever of her to terastallize it into its secondary typing to throw us off our game a bit? Like say her Mewoscarada becomes a pure Dark-type to stop Skeledirge users from burning it alive with a Fire attack or her Skeledirge becomes a pure Ghost-type so Quaquaval's Fighting moves are still useless and it can't sweep it with Water attacks. Instead, it feels like GameFreak didn't want to make her too hard and thus they didn't make her very challenging. In-universe, I get that she's still holding back but it still makes no sense to have her as the final boss of the Victory Road storyline and she's still pretty easy.
Thanks to the Scarlet and Violet DLC however, we get another chance to face her and like Geeta, she comes at us with a new team. Her post-DLC team replaces Goodra, Orthworm and Dudunsparce with Kommo-o, a random starter Pokémon (Infernape, Greninja or Decidueye) and another miscellaneous member (Ribombee, Dusknoir or Milotic) depending on who you chose as your starter. Infernape, Greninja and Decidueye are all very solid choices for any team and are strong starter Pokémon each with dual types so she can cover a lot of ground with them, Kommo-o is a powerful Psuedo-Legendary in its own right and Ribombee, Dusknoir and Milotic are also useful too. And the best part? She terastilizes her starter Pokémon into its SECONDARY typing unlike before! Yep, you can face her with a starter Pokémon that's got a type-advantage over yours now. Here's the issue with her new team though...no matter which team it is, a large chunk of it is weak to Fairy-types and in Kommo-o's case, it has a double Fairy weakness (thus making it a downgrade from Goodra) and thanks to the loss of Orthworm, she has NO type-coverage for Fairy-types. Seriously, not one of her Pokémon uses a Steel or a Poison-type attack. Surely teaching her Greninja Sludge Bomb or her Infernape Poison Jab or giving her Kommo-o Iron Head would give her a way to fight them off? Also her starter Pokémon don't have their hidden abilities, which sucks because an Iron Fist Infernape would help her out a lot. Also, the issue with Infernape, Greninja and Dedcidueye is that their secondary typings are weak to or have a disadvantage against the secondary typings of the Paldean starters so it still feels like she's deliberately handicapping herself in this case.
So how would I improve her? For starters, I'd make her use Hisuian Goodra instead of regular Goodra to surprise players and also give her the stronger version of Goodra. Orthworm and Dudunsparce would be gone entirely and her starter would terastallize into its secondary typing to throw players off their game from the very start, not after you've beaten the DLC. Also her team would be given Hidden Abilities to use (if they're more useful) and would be able to cover their weaknesses better, especially Fairy types.
Still, Nemona is a better final boss than Geeta but she still feels like she's being held back from her full potential. I want to see the Nemona that became a Champion, not the Nemona that's holding back for our sake because she's so nice like that. Thankfully the DLC did give us a better example of her strength and made her look more Champion worthy, but it still is held back by some issues...
Continued in Part 2
Oh boy, new list.
I always wondered why for the Let's Go Games we couldn't bring Blue back as a rival, neither Trace or the new protagonist feel like they add something. They could have thought of something else to replace Giovanni's gym with after his defeat.
With Geeta I wondered that if she said she can't hold back she was either lying or she has run her course. I had more trouble with Team Star.
I approve of her use of Gardevoir. But she easy champ.
Tough old man, Alder. For someone whom was given the title instead the elite four, he is no slouch at least.
Water types are versatile but...why did they replace Steven with him I…